My name is Christie and I am a Stay at Home Mommy who has been happily married 16 years to an awesome husband named Brian. Together we have 4 beautiful children, 2 adorable dogs and a fabulous cat...OK...enough sugar coating...On this blog I plan on being honest, telling the uncensored epidsodes of our life. Some of it may not be pretty, but think of it this way, it may make you feel NoT sO bAd about your unmade bed, unwashed laundry, dirty dishes...
Monday, August 31, 2009
Mama is Down...
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Lazy Saturday!
Friday, August 28, 2009
It's Been A While...
I am getting ready to start my Halloween crafts. I'll post each project. I can't wait to decorate!
Monday, August 24, 2009
SUCCESS!!!
Ok, here are the before pics...
Friday, August 21, 2009
The Camera Hog
My brother-in-law, Sean, came over one time wanting me to take some pictures for his facebook page. Brady wasn't about to let him get a picture without him!

He would pose just like him saying "look at my muscles"! We didn't have the heart to make him get out of the pictures.






Then Katie throws a fit and wants one without him, which broke poor Brady's heart!:-(

Reluctantly, Katie finally let Brady get in the picture!


It Always Happens To Me...
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Garage Clean-out
Hopefully I can get it looking like this again...
This one is for you Roan!:-)
I can't back out now!
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Pictures
Funny Mommy Stories #3
Katie, My 5 year old daughter was riding our neighbor's, Kaitlyn's bike while they were away on vacation. Katie ended up wrecking the bike and her foot somehow gets caught between the pedal and the bike. I tried and tried to get her foot out, all the while with her screaming. My other neighbor, who had just given birth the week before, brings out lotion to try to slide it out, to no avail. We ended up having to call the fire department, who comes barreling up with the siren fully blaring. Of course all the neighbors have to come out and check to see what the heck was going on. The firemen were trying to get her foot out, but it wouldn't budge. They wanted to cut the pedal. Katie is going berserk, screaming "no, you can't cut Kaitlyn's bike!!" So they tried some more, and finally bent the pedal far enough to slide her foot out. Foot was not hurt at all, and Kaitlyn's bike was fully in tact, thanks to Katie. Lesson learned on playing with other peoples toys!
Funny Mommy Stories #2
Ok, so I am sitting at the computer trying to type up a questionnaire for my high school get-together. I was really involved, not paying attention to Brady. When low and behold I hear water-WTH?? I look up and he is peeing in a cup!!! Before I can say a word he pours it in the dog bowl!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! How many times has he done that before and I didn't see it??? Where else has that little sh@# peed in or on??? Oh well, time to bleach down the house.Yes, this is my life. Do you feel my pain??
Have a GREAT DAY!!
Love
C

Funny Mommy Stories
So this is my life!:-)Christie
Hump Day
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
My first post! "Meathead Recipe"
Halloween is right around the corner! I love decorating for Halloween and each year I try to outdo the year before! Yesterday I picked up some cheap wire Garden Fencing from Dollar General for 50% off. I probably could have waited for it to be 75% off but I didn't want to risk them being sold out like I did last year. I plan on painting them gray and outlining my "graveyard" with them. I had to use stakes and rope last year which didn't give as good of effect as the fencing will...spooky!!!!
I will post pictures soon of previous ghouls I have made, including:
a mummy
a coffin with dead man in it
a ham "meathead"
a science lab
glitter bones
many more to come...

Meathead Recipe
I had to buy a skull on ebay...it's plastic (not real!heehee)
Cream Cheese spread all over the skull (the recipe called for red Jell-o but I found that cream cheese worked better)
Thinly Sliced Ham strategically placed around scull
1 Boiled Egg cut in half with olive for eyeballs
Garnish with Lettuce and get ready to gross people out!!
Serve with rolls and mustard...